Name for messed up Jobs

[TheJester]

Let's here what you got:

Goat Roping
Cluster Fuck

Best one I heard was that Barnum and Bailey was going to be sueing the company I worked for because they wanted all their clowns back.
:lol:

[tavarich]

:kib: FUBAR :kib:

Fucked Up Beyond Recognition
:banghead

[tbilisi]

It seems like all of these have a little fubar in them at the very least. How about a FUBAR scale, like a rating from 1-fubar, decent job to 10 FUBAR, totally fucked up beyond all recovery?

[The Wild Rover]

BOHICA...Bend over, here it comes again
SNAFU...Situation Normal, ALL Fucked Up

[alky]

AH-SHIT.............

This is normaly heard from the project engineer just after he realizes that he has his prints stacked backwards and the basement is on the roof

[HeadRat]

:lol: beer came out my nose on that one.

[LAID BACK SPARKY]

PISS POOR PLANNING = PISS POOR PERFORMANCE!

THESE GUYS WOULD FLATTEN AN ANVIL WITH A RUBBER HAMMER!

SCREW UP A ONE CAR FUNERAL PROCESSION !

THAT'S ALL FOLKS"
laid back sparky

[TheJester]

You may or may not believe this, but the management team of a job I was one, actually PLANNED a FREE lunch one, and yes, they fucked it up.

[Megga Watt]

Gilflirted: To get all fouled up in horse logging. :rockwoot:

[chilli_mac]

G'day, Kia Ora, and all that Middle Earth stuff.
Some favourites in Beijing:
Menagery of Insanity
Dyslexic Physics
The Dark Side of the 'Looking Glass'
Just another sunny day in Paradise- no wait, that was what we said mid-Winter in Antarctica.
never mind....

[Natch]

I always heard it like this.
(with very hillbilly draw)
"I been ta three county fairs, two goat ropins, and a buzzard fuck, but I ain't never seen nothin like this"

[orcasound]

How about the Mayberry Show! Just whistle the tune... Andy's in Raleigh and Barney is running the Show?

[desert rat 330]

Whistle the song from the wizard of oz: if i only had a brain...... or was it Hitt me....?

[River Rat]

Hey Jester,
In Jamaica they were having a "End of Project/Safety" reward party with free lunch, with half a day off no less... Every one that ate the bar-b-que lunch had a major case of the shits the next day. Production went right in the shitter. :lol: :nono:

[TheJester]

Messed up job, just call it "albania"

"...wow, bubba, this just is Albania..." :cheers

[ksteelo]

I know you guys may have heard of these when you guys were in. So they should bring back some memories : SOUP SANDWICH , ATE UP , TEN UP - TWO DOWN , TOW(tore) - UP , FROM THE FLOW(floor) UP .........I Know Theres Some More Out There Somewhere . lol:2cents

[The Wild Rover]

As they say in Manila....Soup sandwich...that's pretty pucked up. I thought that was funny 20 years ago...seeing it again brings back memories...
Asian girl on my room phone at 7:00 in the a.m....who sleeps there anyhow?
Herro.
Mornangsir.
Room sore-bees. Chew on aches, toes, begging, or an chews?? Chew on girl?

needless to say, It took me only twice to figure this out.

(Hello. Morning sir. Room service. do you want eggs, toast, bacon, orange juice? You want girl?)

[Pops]

WR, John Boy and Billy stole that line from you 20 years ago!

How about this rover it is either zaputanno or nepravilno


Is that right?? Or am I still ordering "hold the cucumbers"?