still messin around

[tavarich]

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
> Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild,
> naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
>
> Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to
> trade, especially for someone with cash.
>
> Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced
> of
> her own beauty.
>
> Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a
> warm
> and desirable place to visit.
>
> Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by
> past
> mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
>
> Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are
> un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
>
> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all
> conquering
> past but alas, no future.
>
> After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is,
> but no one wants to go there.
>
> THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>
> Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe. Ruled by a dick

:wtf