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TheJester
02-06-06, 05:58 AM
I liked this, so I......
...put down my beer and...
tavarich
02-06-06, 09:12 AM
... said to the officer you ...
The Wild Rover
02-06-06, 09:45 AM
better let me explain Sir,
roadhard
02-06-06, 10:14 AM
I have a drinking problem
mexfishguide
02-06-06, 12:36 PM
spill me beer siii rrrr
fishguide :cheers
....head to the site and...
chat with some old friends..
drifter
02-07-06, 02:51 AM
...but all of a sudden...
tavarich
02-07-06, 10:43 PM
I saw a vision of ...
drifter
02-08-06, 05:53 PM
...naked women and Hilti drills...
The Wild Rover
02-08-06, 10:19 PM
and pre-fab building plans.
tavarich
02-09-06, 07:21 AM
...that would fall down when...
TheJester
02-09-06, 07:33 AM
someone farted, but rest assured...
drifter
02-09-06, 08:31 AM
...the duct tape and the...
will be there when you...
whitts73
02-09-06, 04:21 PM
no money on job site
Naked women and Hilti Drills?!!
This drunk chick with green
This drunk chick with green
With the green hair was the best person on the job so she quit to....
I compared that to my fingers and think it is more than five.
I compared that to my fingers and think it is more than five.
Pops, I had days like that, but not since the early seventies. You still smokin that wicked weed? To much drug testing where I work! I bet you've met that chick with the green hair.
Enjoy Bud !!!! (Play on words)
shanebo
07-26-06, 10:14 AM
...and then came this Blond
tavarich
07-26-06, 03:44 PM
bontom shut the fuck up.
Thats five words aint it.
thickcajun
07-26-06, 05:06 PM
chat with some old friends..
I Heard it on Ratpack
shanebo
07-26-06, 05:32 PM
That Old Tavarich can count........
Low Range
07-26-06, 06:46 PM
the money he had left
bontom shut the fuck up.
Thats five words aint it.
Ok I'm sick of your crap.
Stick it up your ass, pull it out and eat it. This was suppose to be humor. Why do you have to ruin everything?
Since you are in Iraq, I suggest you watch your Karma. You know, what you put out will come back to you.
HeadRat
07-26-06, 09:38 PM
Since you are in Iraq, I suggest you watch your Karma. You know, what you put out will come back to you.Bontom, this thread is humor, yes, but the key to this thread, is that everyone just adds five words. It's like something out of 5th grade, but can get to be VERY humorous to go back and read. It isn't a matter of ruining humor, it is a matter of sticking to what everyone else is doing in this thread.
So, it's a matter of using five words. That takes care of that, and I hope I've explained it right.
NOW, THIS issue DISGUSTS ME. Karma, Iraq, Watching out? I will NOT tolerate that kind of talk. It's NOT a matter of attacking, insulting, slander, ETC. It is a matter of saying something about watching yourself and Karma while working in IRAQ. That, to me, is no different than the people spitting on the Vietnam Vets as they returned.
THAT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AND THIS IS YOUR FIRST AND ONLY WARNING.
You are joking about someone's life and survival while they are working in one of the most dangerous places in the world. I do NOT care what your political views are, NOR do I want to hear them, but to say something like that is just SICK and ENRAGES ME.
I HIGHLY suggest your next post being a SINCERE "I'm sorry".
The Wild Rover
07-27-06, 01:37 AM
Ouch. Lets start another thread, and move away from this one...it's just too ugly now.
...delete this one, start over.....
(5 words)
Hey HeadRat,
Mouse click her ass and be done with it. Bontom has contributed NOTHING to this site that is worth reading.
Hey Bontom,
Why don't you take your political bull shit here: http://www.arguewitheveryone.com
You can spew your left handed puke there and they will love it.
We don't need or want it here.
Your stupidity has completely fucked up yet another thread.
What an idiot.
tavarich
07-27-06, 04:54 AM
Ok I'm sick of your crap.
Stick it up your ass, pull it out and eat it. This was suppose to be humor. Why do you have to ruin everything?
Since you are in Iraq, I suggest you watch your Karma. You know, what you put out will come back to you.
:nono: Do you blow your dad with that mouth :moon
TheJester
07-27-06, 11:40 AM
Ok I'm sick of your crap.
Stick it up your ass, pull it out and eat it. This was suppose to be humor. Why do you have to ruin everything?
Since you are in Iraq, I suggest you watch your Karma. You know, what you put out will come back to you.Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick. I'm off here for about the last month, I come back, and WOW, SHOCKER, you're posting something stupid and messing up yet ANOTHER thread with your anti-intelligence psycho babble.
You are one SEVERLY messed up person to say something like that. HeadRat, say the word and I can remove this problem from our server memory space.
eckshexpsi
07-27-06, 08:15 PM
How about I drop one of my jokes to lighten the atmosphere up in here? I have a million of 'em and I'll be here all week....
Or I could cuss and try to fit in with all of you!
shanebo
07-27-06, 08:29 PM
cuss then eckshexpsi, its OK
(5 Words)
eckshexpsi
07-27-06, 09:12 PM
I haven't counted, but I honestly believe that I'm about to use more than five words...(Cussing allowed thanks to the above post)
...
I was about to drop George Carlin's seven words, but I must digress...
As the comedic relief on a site that contains both ladies and gentlemen, and as a former Marine, I must add the following:
"Personal fucking attacks should not be fucking tolerated on this site. It is in my opinion that assholes need be kicked in the fucking face until their fucking teeth are swallowed."
Should one have an opinion as to the verifacacy of another member's remarks, it might be more prudent to address said poster in a less-public manner.
I believe that each of us is entitled to our opinion. I also believe that telling one's opinion is a right earned by the forefathers of this great nation. As is such, I must conclude with the following:
Your mom goes to college.
There, that's five words.
Wheelsup
07-28-06, 09:06 PM
Pull it out and eat it? :nono: A very juvenile and tasteless comment. On top of the outrageous Bad Karma Iraq thread. Way to go Bontom. Two idiotic comments in one e-mail. Headrat is correct. We're waiting for your apology.
RatBrother
07-29-06, 10:05 AM
Headrat,
I
agree
with
Natch !
HeadRat
07-29-06, 11:01 AM
Bontom apologizes or she's history :kib:
RatBrother
07-30-06, 11:30 AM
Is that a real site ????
arguewitheveryone.com ?????
Whatever, but it was funny as HELL !!!
The Wild Rover
07-30-06, 06:40 PM
I removed my own remarks to the council page. To me, this whole thread is a waste of our time. I think most of you know how I feel.
mexfishguide
07-31-06, 07:31 AM
H.R. - Can we not just put a lock on this one and walk away????
Some of these comments make no since at all??
Take Care
Mexfishguide:cheers
HeadRat
08-01-06, 08:29 AM
H.R. - Can we not just put a lock on this one and walk away????
Some of these comments make no since at all??
Take Care
Mexfishguide:cheersClosed and Locked, start a new one. :cheers
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