tavarich
01-28-06, 07:25 PM
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot
of space and valuable resources. In addition*, Wife 1.0* installed itself
into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity and
applications
such as *Poker Night 10.3*, *Football 5.0*, *Hunting and Fishing 7.5*,
and *Racing
3.6**. *I can't seem to keep *Wife 1.0* in the background while attempting
to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to *Girlfriend
7.0*, but the uninstallation doesn't work on *Wife 1.0*. Please help!
Thanks,
*A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)*
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. *Wife 1.0* is an *OPERATING
SYSTEM* and is designed by its Creator to run *EVERYTHING*!!! It is also
impossible to delete *Wife 1.0* and to return to *Girlfriend 7.0*. It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from
the system once installed.
You cannot go back to *Girlfriend 7.0* because *Wife 1.0* is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under *Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support*. I recommend that you keep *Wife1.0* and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application *"Yes Dear"* to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command* C:\APOLOGIZE* because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.
*Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance*. *Wife
1.0* comes with several support programs, such as *Clean and Sweep 3.0*, *Cook
It 1.5* and *Do Bills 4.2*.
However*, be very careful how you use these programs*. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program* Nag Nag 9.5*. Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of* Wife 1.0* is to purchase additional
software. I recommend *Flowers 2.1* and *Diamonds 5.0* !
*WARNING!!!** DO NOT*, under any circumstances, install *Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3*. This application is not supported by* Wife 1.0* and
will *cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.
*
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot
of space and valuable resources. In addition*, Wife 1.0* installed itself
into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity and
applications
such as *Poker Night 10.3*, *Football 5.0*, *Hunting and Fishing 7.5*,
and *Racing
3.6**. *I can't seem to keep *Wife 1.0* in the background while attempting
to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to *Girlfriend
7.0*, but the uninstallation doesn't work on *Wife 1.0*. Please help!
Thanks,
*A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)*
______________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. *Wife 1.0* is an *OPERATING
SYSTEM* and is designed by its Creator to run *EVERYTHING*!!! It is also
impossible to delete *Wife 1.0* and to return to *Girlfriend 7.0*. It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from
the system once installed.
You cannot go back to *Girlfriend 7.0* because *Wife 1.0* is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under *Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support*. I recommend that you keep *Wife1.0* and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application *"Yes Dear"* to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command* C:\APOLOGIZE* because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.
*Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance*. *Wife
1.0* comes with several support programs, such as *Clean and Sweep 3.0*, *Cook
It 1.5* and *Do Bills 4.2*.
However*, be very careful how you use these programs*. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program* Nag Nag 9.5*. Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of* Wife 1.0* is to purchase additional
software. I recommend *Flowers 2.1* and *Diamonds 5.0* !
*WARNING!!!** DO NOT*, under any circumstances, install *Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3*. This application is not supported by* Wife 1.0* and
will *cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.
*
Best of luck,
Tech Support