tavarich
01-02-06, 02:20 AM
European Alert Status(es)
Alert Status
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and
have
raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon though,
security
levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."
Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea
supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from
"Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a
"Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in
France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by
a
recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country's military capability.
It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "shout loudly and
excitedly"
to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective
combat operations" and "change sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful
arrogance" to
"dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They also have two higher
levels: "invade a neighbour" and "lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual and the only
threat
they worry about is NATO pulling out of Brussels
:cheers
Alert Status
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and
have
raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon though,
security
levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."
Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea
supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from
"Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a
"Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in
France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by
a
recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country's military capability.
It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "shout loudly and
excitedly"
to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective
combat operations" and "change sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful
arrogance" to
"dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They also have two higher
levels: "invade a neighbour" and "lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual and the only
threat
they worry about is NATO pulling out of Brussels
:cheers