MUST SEE Resume

[HeadRat]

Got this via Email and thought it was funny:

My Rezimay

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the
paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do
sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole
person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.

Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2
complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a
job Bcuz of my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore
anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May McBiggins


PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

[HeadRat]

Dear Peggy May,
You can start on Monday,
we have spell check......
:lol::cheers

[Gabriele]

I think you made a wise choice in hiring this young lass, just hope Mrs. Headrat doesn't come around the office. :cheers

[pensacola_niceman]

Except for the pic, that resume would fit a few people we have around here.

[RatBrother]

thanx 2 knoe, we gott sum intelligence round hear.
kan she jump outte a kake on mybirfday ?

[sme]

I luf dis sigte