TheJester
04-19-07, 08:58 AM
BEER SLOGANS
"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I''ll have another beer." - W. C. Fields
I’m not an alcoholic. THEY go to meetings.
It’s not a Beer Gut. It’s a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
Got Beer?
Beer- the other white meat
Beer Heals All Wounds
Beer kills the weak brain cells. This is why you seem smarter when you drink.
Drink Til I Look Better
See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Beer Me.
Need Money For Alcohol Research
Don't Want Me, Yet? Have Another Drink.
I have a lot of influence. I drive under it mostly.
Hey, Princess, bring me a beer!
BEER is technically a vegetarian meal.
Love the Limelight. And the Bud Lite, and the Miller Lite ...
Rolling Drunken Blackouts Likely
Beer, It Does A Belly Good!
Rehab is my Timeout.
I want a Heinie, and it's not beer I'm talking about.
Mary Queen of Scotch
I'm Party Trained!
Beer - It's What's For Breakfast
Too much blood, not enough alcohol.
Beer Depository
God takes care of drunks and babies. Do you know how lucky that is for a drunk baby?
Mr. Sober Here Needs A Drink,
Alcohol Slurvivor
Beer Me!
I am drunkard, beer me roar!
I've been sober way too long.
Beer Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
Sobriety is a curable condition.
Beer Pong Should Be An Olympic Sport
Locked & Loaded (particularly loaded)
I'm not an alcoholic. I can schtop any slime.
Drink 'Til Yer Stoopid
Beer- the cause of and solution to most of life’s problems
Beer- helping white people dance for 5000 years
"Beer- it's not just for breakfast anymore"
"Beer- it's what's for dinner"
"Beer- it does a body good"
What part of beer don’t you understand?
Rehab is for Quitters
My Blood Content is effecting my Alcohol Level
"Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"
"Friends don't let friends drink cheap beer"
"Two beers or not two beers"
“Save the Ales”
"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I''ll have another beer." - W. C. Fields
I’m not an alcoholic. THEY go to meetings.
It’s not a Beer Gut. It’s a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
Got Beer?
Beer- the other white meat
Beer Heals All Wounds
Beer kills the weak brain cells. This is why you seem smarter when you drink.
Drink Til I Look Better
See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Beer Me.
Need Money For Alcohol Research
Don't Want Me, Yet? Have Another Drink.
I have a lot of influence. I drive under it mostly.
Hey, Princess, bring me a beer!
BEER is technically a vegetarian meal.
Love the Limelight. And the Bud Lite, and the Miller Lite ...
Rolling Drunken Blackouts Likely
Beer, It Does A Belly Good!
Rehab is my Timeout.
I want a Heinie, and it's not beer I'm talking about.
Mary Queen of Scotch
I'm Party Trained!
Beer - It's What's For Breakfast
Too much blood, not enough alcohol.
Beer Depository
God takes care of drunks and babies. Do you know how lucky that is for a drunk baby?
Mr. Sober Here Needs A Drink,
Alcohol Slurvivor
Beer Me!
I am drunkard, beer me roar!
I've been sober way too long.
Beer Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
Sobriety is a curable condition.
Beer Pong Should Be An Olympic Sport
Locked & Loaded (particularly loaded)
I'm not an alcoholic. I can schtop any slime.
Drink 'Til Yer Stoopid
Beer- the cause of and solution to most of life’s problems
Beer- helping white people dance for 5000 years
"Beer- it's not just for breakfast anymore"
"Beer- it's what's for dinner"
"Beer- it does a body good"
What part of beer don’t you understand?
Rehab is for Quitters
My Blood Content is effecting my Alcohol Level
"Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"
"Friends don't let friends drink cheap beer"
"Two beers or not two beers"
“Save the Ales”