Learn Chinese in FIVE MINUTES

[TheJester]

Learn Chinese in Five (5) minutes.

(You MUST read them aloud.)
<TABLE width="100%" align=center><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD width="63%">English
<TD width="36%">Chinese <TR vAlign=top><TD>That's not right
<TD>Sum Ting Wong <TR vAlign=top><TD>Are you harboring a fugitive?
<TD>Hu Yu Hai Ding <TR vAlign=top><TD>See me ASAP
<TD>Kum Hia Nao <TR vAlign=top><TD>Stupid Man
<TD>Dum Fuk <TR vAlign=top><TD>Small Horse
<TD>Tai Ni Po Ni <TR vAlign=top><TD>Did you go to the beach?
<TD>Wai Yu So Tan <TR vAlign=top><TD>I bumped into a coffee table
<TD>Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni <TR vAlign=top><TD>I think you need a face lift
<TD>Chin Tu Fat <TR vAlign=top><TD>It's very dark in here
<TD>Wai So Dim <TR vAlign=top><TD>I thought you were on a diet
<TD>Wai Yu Mun Ching <TR vAlign=top><TD>This is a tow away zone
<TD>No Pah King <TR vAlign=top><TD>Our meeting is scheduled for next week
<TD>Wai Yu Kum Nao <TR vAlign=top><TD>Staying out of sight
<TD>Lei Ying Lo <TR vAlign=top><TD>He's cleaning his automobile
<TD>Wa Shing Ka <TR vAlign=top><TD>Your body odor is offensive
<TD>Yu Stin Ki Pu <TR vAlign=top><TD>Great
<TD>Fa Kin Su Pa </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[mexfishguide]

Jester

I will print this out and keep it with me, just in case.:wtf

Take care
Mexfish:cheers

[TheJester]

yeah, thought this would be especially helpful to all the people heading over to "that one big asian project"

[Pops]

How bout that, I have been speaking Chinese for years and didn't know it.
Jester, this is the funniest shit I have seen in a while!:lol:

[HeadRat]

Jester, this is the funniest shit I have seen in a while!:lol:Oh No!!! Now you've encouraged him. :kib: :rockwoot:

[ol pard]

I like it! May I use them?

Pard

[mrbreeze38]

heres some more:
Boo Hao= no good
Boo=No
Meiguo=America Pronounced may-gwo
Mei guo da shir gwun= American Embassy
Just a few to get you started.