"Woman Hitler"

[TheJester]

This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM






PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER






ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER






DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT






THE EYES:!
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE






GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE






THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS






SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME






ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY






ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT






SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S






A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE






THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE






ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE







AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)