View Full Version : Bailey's Irish Cream is arright, But,,,,
RatBrother
07-12-06, 03:37 PM
That thread was good while it lasted,
But let us seperate the hard core, from the limp.
To Really get your day going, Let's hear some Bloody Mary Stories.
And / Or yalls best Recipe. It better include a stalk of Celery .
Please, No fighting over the brand of VODCA.
Yes, Rover, that was you I was pointing at.
:woot:
eckshexpsi
07-12-06, 07:53 PM
Since one has asked about Bloody Mary recipes, I feel very much compelled to offer the following that has gotten me through many a football season, be it Saturday morning or Sunday:
It goes a little something like this:
21's Dirty
In a pint glass of your favorite design,
1) Salt the rim
2) Pour in some ice (1 to 2 inches from the bottom is optimal)
3) Pour in vodka until you reach the top of the ice, then add more
4) Very important, ONLY use CLAMATO, nothing else, and fill said pint glass to within 1/2 inch of the top.
5) Add a dash of Worchestershire, celery salt, and black pepper
6) Some Tabasco Sauce (I use a little bit of "Dave's Insanity Sauce") to taste
7) Drop in a half a stalk of celery with which you can later throw away as a total waste of space that could've been used for more Vodka
8) Tell your friends that it's entirely too early to be drinking, but drink it anyhow
9) Repeat as necessary to achieve the desired effect
But here's my favorite drink recipe, I call it:
Cold Beer
1) Go to refigerator
2) Get a beer
3) Complain about the dishes not being done
4) Open beer
5) Drink it
6) Again, repeat as necessary
I hope that these recipes will be put to good use. I have practiced them to near perfection over the last few years.
Should any persons reading have any questions about the above, please try my recipes at least 18 times before notifying me that said recipes are not worthy of human consumption. Then get bent.
:cheers
Incognito
07-13-06, 05:44 PM
I Don't care who you are,
But THAT was funny, !!!!!!!!!!!
:cheers
I have strict drinking rules, I only drink bloody marys on two occasions, if I am alone or with somebody.
toddlampiris
07-14-06, 06:38 AM
Slim Mcginn's in Milwaukee has some of the best bloodys in the world
Shelly make's 'em by
1, Celery salt on rim
2, Good Vodka
3, Tomato Juice
4, Hot salsa
5, Hot Horseradish
6, Worchestershestershire
7, Bleu cheese stuffed olives (hand stuffed)
8, Pickled asparagus
9, Celery
10, Pickled brussel sprouts
11, lemon, lime wedge
12 Meat stick
YUUUUUUUUUMMM I'll be havin one in 2 weeks...
:cheers :cheers :cheers :cheers :cheers :cheers
meat stick? I never put mine in a bloody mary, oh wait, maybe once on a beach.:cheers
meat stick? I never put mine in a bloody mary, oh wait, maybe once on a beach.:cheers
Tod
Sounds as if your Bloody is more like an antipasto salad with a Vodka dressing
Pops
Ain't nothing worse than your meat stick covered with sand
Bloody Maria
Snap-e-tom tomato juice
Tequila
lime wedge
mason jar or whatever you can find to drink from that won't melt:lol:
equal portions tequila and snap-e-tom
over as much ice as is available
garnish with ortega chili on a swizzle stick
season to taste with tabasco or what ever comes to hand
One Tequila --Two Tequila--Three Tequila--Floor--Adios
toddlampiris
07-14-06, 03:55 PM
Forgot #13
23 oz. Guinness chaser..
The Wild Rover
07-14-06, 06:13 PM
I'd drink and graze with you anyday brother...drazing!!!
RatBrother
07-16-06, 05:08 PM
Next thing you know,
It all turns into a hazy Mess, your Butt Naked covered in Baby oil, And Vomit, Everyone around you is speaking Russian, and the only thing on your mind is some image of a women who calls herself Natasha. But then you realize, your in the Metro,,,,,,,,
:cheers Commrads.
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